The Soapy Hand Slap is a sexual act. The way it works is a male ejaculates into his hand, works the spunk into a bit of a lather, then slaps his sexual partner in the face with his now jizz-lathered hand.
Guy : Ugghhhhhnnnnnnnnnn....uhhh....nnnnnnnnn....ah. Ahh. Ah-ah-oh-uhhhhhnnnn. (heavy breathing ensues)
Girl : Whew! That was...well, that was, um...good.
Guy : (fakes masturbating using spunk as lube, in order to work up a lather)
Girl : Oh. You trying to get it up so we can go again?
Guy : Soapy Hand Slap!!! (slaps girl with lathered hand, smearing spunk across her face).
Girl : So, wer'e done, right? I mean, that pretty much just ended our relationship. Ok. Well, see you later, asshole.
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