Top Definition
someone who is a total jack off yet still retains the ability to look cool doing it; the act of zaching off
Zach: Good lawd them sum big titties. MMMmmm daddies hungry for sum of that lovin tonite! Daaaammmnnn!!!

Wes: Dude, youre fucking sick.

Zach: Fuck you douchenozzle

Wes: You're such a Zach Off
po wbthatsme34 Мај 26, 2009

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