having small hanging titties down to the belly button that look like Lambchop the animated character on PBS.
Hey guys, did you see Sherry and Pat's tits do their sock puppet show during the meeting?
po towlie Октобар 2, 2002
1).A man's penis in the semi-erect state. A limp dick. n
2).A man who can only get his penis semi-erect. n
3).A man who is just a dick, or rather, a limp dick. n

4).When a man's penis, becomes semi erect during intercourse for no apparent reason. v
5).When a man can only get his penis semi-erect. v

6).A hand puppet made from a sock. n
1)."You just can't do much with a "sock-puppet".
2)."I know you think he's good looking, but you don't want him. I hear he's a "sock-puppet" and that's IF he can get his dick that hard".
3)."To call him a dick would be too nice. He is a total "sock-puppet".
4)."My wife and I were having the best sex last night, then all of a sudden, my dick just went "sock-puppet". I don't know what happened."
5)."I'd love to sleep with her, but lately I've only been able to get "sock-puppet". I just can't get my prick fully hard. Maybe I need to see a doctor".....
6)."You daughter plays with "sock-puppets".
po joethemick Октобар 7, 2012
They look like a giant eye of a space creature that is flying down at a million miles an hour, and when he gets here it'll burn us all with its firey breath and then the earth will explode and we will all die.
"Hewwo I'm a sock pwoppet.......MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
po Cheesecake Eater Децембар 12, 2003
When you're fucking a girl in the ass and pull out and accidentally give her a pink sock aka prolapse. Then you're all like "damn baby I just pulled your fucking intestines out yo asshole!" So you have to man up and be chivalrous and shit and push that shit back up in her butt. So you punch her prolapse back in for her but your arm gets stuck up inside her anal cavity, causing you to be able to control her basic motor functions, making her your sock puppet.
"Yo dude did you take that chick home last night?"

"Hell yea I did, and let me tell you bro, she was such a freak that she let me sock puppet her."

"You lucky SOB."
po JonnySwindle Мај 6, 2013
A clitoris that is so droopy that when you're having sex with it, you never get inside. She'll just slap her lips against your shaft.
"Man, that Sock Puppet last night was so gross I puked all over the floor"
po ITGRF Мај 13, 2013
Homer Simpson's greatest fear.
<Marge> Sock puppets!
<Homer> AAAAH!
po Bastardized Bottomburp Септембар 16, 2003
A man who is totally whipped by his woman - her hand is way up his butt, controlling him like a sock puppet.
She has that man on a short leash, she snaps and he jumps - he is such a sock puppet!
po violet2580 Март 18, 2011

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