Top Definition
dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit
You are such a plonker, Rodney.
po Jackson Pillock Јануар 13, 2003
the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.
bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.
po Emperor Bubba Фабруар 1, 2005
a willy! or a dopey person
rodney u plonker!
po deepcoveruk Фабруар 3, 2003
Nursery word for poos, after the 'plonk' they make when they hit the water.
Oh look, you forgot to flush the toilet and it's full of plonkers!
po David from Kingsbury Јануар 18, 2006
1. A person who "plonks" all the time

2. A very lazy person

3. A procrastinator
My boyfriend is such a plonker; he stays in bed all day on weekends.
po Jack_Mier Мај 19, 2014
someone stupid.
someone who is scared of and gets attacked by squirrels is a plonker.
po xJess. Јун 25, 2010
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