Top Definition
Someone who is asked to attend an event at the last minute, replacing an original participant that dropped out at the last minute.
Me: Cheryl, would you like to go to the opera tonight? Debbie couldn't make it.
Cheryl: Oh, so I'm your pinch hitter? Sure, I'll go.
#last minute #replacement #alternate #baseball euphemism #pinch hit
po Michael Grant Мај 17, 2008
When a guy/girl cannot fuck the person s/he REALLY wants to fuck that night, they call in a pinch hitter.
"Bob was my pinch hitter last night because Adam wasn't answering his phone"
#booty call #second choice #last minute fuck #second rate #convenience
po Miss_lawn Април 18, 2009
Someone you have sex on the same night as had failed plans to have with another person.
Man, I was pissed when Tina said she couldn't go out tonight. Luckily I was able to talk Mary into being a Pinch Hitter.
#sex #pimp #slut #lucky #fall back
po Bayushi_Koso Септембар 10, 2011
When your dominate masturbating hand is out of commission for some reason, you utilize your opposite hand to take care of business.
Fuck, how am I suppose to jack off with this cast on my hand. Guess ill have to bring in my pinch hitter.
#wack off #make some lemonade #choke the chicken #george w. bush #clutch #procrastibate #pulling a three knocker #under the grand canyon slope #slay the dragon #clean the wind pipes #using my lefty #using my righty
po double AyeD Јул 27, 2010
A piece used for smoking pot.
Brian: Hey, Bill.. Pass the pinch hitter
Bill: Suck dick and die, Brian
#fuck #shit #butt #hole #cunt
po Mrdumbbum Октобар 30, 2014
A pinch hitter is someone who hits people while they're pinching one off.
Pete was quietly pinching a loaf when a wiffle bat came over the divider and hit him in the back of the head.

It was Ignacio the infamous pinch hitter, whose maniacal laughter echoed around the washroom as he ran away.
#poop #crap #shit #loaf #hit
po scodder Мај 22, 2010
Someone who bats above their average in relationships with the oposite sex.
Oh my god hes so ugly and old, but hes in a relationship with that hot, young woman. How is that possible?

Hes a pinch hitter!
#pintch #hiter #hitting #pinchhitter #pinchhitting #pintchhitter #pintchhitting
po Ol' Krissym Март 5, 2010
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