an object which should be in your mouth at all times
"where is my penis? oh, there it is. in your mouth."
po al jorgenson Мај 3, 2004
was in your mother last night.
Person One: "My mom is now having to deal with my teenage brother's rebellious stage."
Person Two: "That problem is thrust at her every day after school. "
Person One: "Yeah, no kidding."
Person Two: "Not unlike my penis."
po Tammy McShammerson Мај 23, 2010
A response for "What's up" when you have a boner
Girl: What's up?
Guy: My penis.
Girl: *Looks down* Pervert!
Guy: Well it's better than not much.
po elmacko Новембар 8, 2011
my penis is green! i like to touch it in fourth period! when the lights are out, it glows in the dark.
my penis is to sexy for you!
po Homosexual Април 23, 2005
a huge 12 inch monster
i stuck my penis in your mom
po big monsta Август 8, 2003

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