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The soft-porn magazine my brother has.
He got it for his birthday from one of my cousins.
po Shockin' Magenta Јануар 22, 2004
a succinet formulation of a fundamental principle, general truth, or rule of conduct
the maxim was very powerful and everyone believed it.
po Jkmh Септембар 10, 2008
One who is very practical and seemingly stoic but unknown to many outsiders has a very sensitive disposition. Maxims are composed of a rare mixture of professionalism and fratitude, often glorified by their male peer base for outrageous behavior and profound judgments. Maxims are adored by many female admirers due to their great backsides and choice of cologne. If you are ever caught alone with a Maxim and he orders you the atrocious fire, you can guarantee it's love.
Don't ever look a Maxim in the eye when you are about to challenge his authority.
po Chelzeann Јул 31, 2013
An utterly worthless "men's magazine" (men being 15 year olds) that's about half advertisements, the other half consisting of articles encouraging you to buy certain hot, new products (read: more advertisements). Though often purchased for its promise of titillating female celebrity photos, the American version fails completely at this task as it is afraid to show its models in anything less than conservative lingerie.
After getting to the eighth page of my new issue of Maxim without seeing anything other than ads, I decided to close the idiotic periodical before I lost any more brain cells.
po willtopower Јул 10, 2008
A laddie magazine, so softcore, they don't show nipples or bush. Porn for people who are afraid to buy porn. That being said, at least they have female celebrities in there.
OMG! Jennifer Love Hewitt was on the cover of Maxim! We can gaze into her enormous cleavage once again!
po Pecker Март 14, 2005
A Maxim is a big grey wolf. He is independent and relays on no one. Maxim has a handful of close friends that see him for who he really is. Maxim's are not what they seem from an outsiders perspective, they often appear as jerks or know-it-alls but they are really big softy's once you get to know them. Maxim's are beautiful with thick hair and deep eyes, eyes that aren't afraid of contact. Maxim's are confrontational and are not afraid of a challenge. A Maxim can be careless with girls hearts and often ends up breaking them.
Friend of Girl: Are you dating Maxim?

Girl: No, (sigh) we are just friends
po Stupidheadw/curlyhair Јун 3, 2016
The saltiest motherfucker of all time and is mistaken for a seal or snorlax to marine biologists and pokemon go players. Is also a pretty fly guy liking stylish hats.
Stop being such a Maxim.
Hey max
po sizzizzizzy Септембар 9, 2016
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