1. A follower of Judaism

2. A member of the semetic race that practices Judasim, usually known for stinginess and generally disliked. Known for distinctive noses of some members.
"That man has a long beard and a hooked nose. He must be a Jew."

"Jews are responsible for this mess."
po piper1935 Фабруар 6, 2010
Someone who contradicts their spirit in an unimpressive fashion.
Eli'sha: 'God's cool!'
Eli'jah: 'I like it when you're not being a jew.'
po MC Impious Октобар 30, 2008
A Jew is one who covets material prosperity claiming it's a manifestation allegorical to virtue.

Anything of value should not be coveted. But that's what Jews do.

eg. The covetous Jew.

If such prosperity is not coveted, then the detrimental externalization of their own limitations upon different generations and individuals will be ameliorated.

Thus freeing the populace from Zionist control and freeing the spirit to explore space both outer and inner.
Kyle is a covetous Jew.
po GeniusSloth Септембар 8, 2008
The worst thing to happen to East Brunswick New Jersey
I hate East Brunswick New Jersey, The whole town is filled with Jews
po MrFixx Јун 15, 2010
a member of Judaism, usually easily identifiable by their horns and tiny penises. Jews are cheap as hell, often trying to negotiate prices even at corporate retail stores. Jews are known to kill innocent children and steal their organs for profit. Money is the measure of man for Jews. Also known as kike, heeb, yid, and oven fodder.
That dumb Jew tried to talk down the price by ten cents.
po kilog1000 Септембар 7, 2009
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