A true Hobo Pizza is when a group of homeless men chip in and buy a plain pizza. They put it on center of an old mattress under the bridge by the train station. Then they all jerk off in unison and jizz on the pizza. Then they eat it.
I made a few bucks washing car windshields with a greasy rag. Who's up for some hobo pizza.
po Icyhot Октобар 28, 2013