only the sexiest animal on the internet
"hi im sexy, and i'm a human"-some chick
"na babe, im not that into you!"- smart dude
"OMG! why! u been cheatin on me?"- some chick
"Yes"- smart dude
"Wit who!?!?!"- some chick
"A goat"- smart dude
"dammit, ill never compete with a goat
#sexy goat #omegle #omeglefc #dirty sanchez #cool runnings #mychonny
po i actually lov dat chonny blok Септембар 15, 2011
Geek Of All Trades
DaVinci was the king of all GOATS. He pretty much knew everything about everything.
#goat #geek #title #nerd #classification
po holtrain Јул 29, 2011
A newfacebook page craze for no apparent reason.
She Dosn't even goat here
They see me goating They hating
Riding your goat majestically into the sunset
#goat #facebook #page #like #atleastitsbetterthenplanking
po i dont do drugs, i am drugs Јул 26, 2011
The act of one tAkin their right/left hand and puching their penis and SACK behind the ass. Generaly done by people with streatchy sacks. Quite painful, but ohhhh so delicious and enjoyable!!!!!!
12 year old boy: My mommy caught me preforming a goat underneath the kitchen sink (with nothin on except lube and socks on).
Therapist that dosnt care: i seem to understand that ur uncle danny tought you this not so beautiful thing (therapist says under breath* lie).
#sack #penis #ass #sink #kitchen #buttox #pain #vagina #therepist #john madden #masturbation #mutual masturbation
po majoe Јануар 22, 2011
to shit yourself while you are waiting in line for the bathroom
"Mike didn't make it, he goated himself and had to walk home with poop pants."
#to goat #to goat oneself #the goat #goated #get goated
po MonicaAlb Март 12, 2010
To put your testicles in between the back of your thighs and bend over exposing the Goat
Awe that guy just goated me
#goat #animal #party #panda #sick #funny #dirty
po Pandathrower Децембар 19, 2009
someone who runs back and forward and kicks random cunts like yo who dis be at motherfuckers get out of my passage way. they like milk from the theet and they like to suckle on thi mothers breast snnnnnooooooooooopppppppppppppllllliiiiiooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnn yooooo
oi that brazilian just got headbutted! "must have been a goat!"
#goats #snoops #mofo #cunt #rape #anal
po antievsx Септембар 28, 2013
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