A sexual escapade involving a couple and another guy. The couple is doing it doggy style against a window on the ground floor of a building. The boyfriend has to be thrusting at a certain rhythm. Then, after a few minutes, he tells the girl to hold on a second and switches with the other guy, who pumps at the same rhythm. The girl has no idea someone else is fucking her. Then her boyfriend puts on his clothes and quickly runs outside, to the window where he waves at his girlfriend. The bitch is scared shitless.
Thaddeus: I'm feelin' kinky tonight, let's do it against this window where everyone can see.
Shaniqua: Alright baby
Thaddeus&Mark: Heheh we gonna ghost this bitch

...5 minutes later...
Shaniqua: Ooooh baby, the rhythmic pattern to which you are currently penetrating me is delectable! Please continue!
Thaddeus: Oh yeah...hold on a minute girl... *switches with Mark*
Shaniqua: Yessss...30bps, just how I like it

Thaddeus: *waving* Hey baby
Shaniqua: Hey boy--OH MY FUCKING GOD *collapses*
Mark: Oh SHIT, she just had a heart attack
Thaddeus: Oh SHIT ghosting is some dangerous shit
Mark: Oh snap, I think yo' bitch is dead!
Thaddeus: Oh fuck...
Mark:...
Thaddeus:...
Mark: 30 bps good for you too?
Thaddeus: Lez get it on...
po Thaddeus Selvaratnam Фабруар 22, 2008
During sex - doggystyle - switch with a friend at the point of climax, but without allowing the girl to realise. For ghosting to take full effect, ensure that the girl is positioned against a first floor window, looking out. After the switch, run down and wave through the window. Then simply enjoy her reaction to 'seeing a ghost'.
"Hey Olly, that ghosting session last night was wild."
"Yeah, until she tore off my testicle."
po The King... Фабруар 6, 2008
(verb) The act of stubbornly going and remaining afk for hours on end, almost always while in the middle of an IM chat. A ghoster will not indicate that they are going afk, or will be afk ten times longer than suggested. Almost always occurs when the other IM chatters desperately require the attention or assistance of the ghoster.
<4w350m3k1d1337> haha yea tht sounds epic

<bAsEmEnTfIeNd> it totaly was, u hav no idea

<4w350m3k1d1337> shit on it, we hav a hmwrk asinemnt for thurs, dont we? dude i totaly frogot, wut was it agen?

<4w350m3k1d1337> dude, uthar? u ghosting bro?

<4w350m3k1d1337> ffs DUDE WAEK UP!!!11!!

~ bAsEmEnTfIeNd ~ has been inactive for 10 minutes and may not reply

<4w350m3k1d1337> GODAMIT SHELLDON
po JLeog Септембар 11, 2011
While at work,
The act of doing nothing and being hard to find.
Also said as: to ghost, ghost, go ghost
Tom: What are you working on this afternoon Jerry?
Jerry: Nothing, I'm gonna go ghost in the boneyard till 430.

or...

Butch: Tom, have you seen Jerry?
Tom: Yeah, he's ghosting in the boneyard
po Geremy Април 12, 2008
To ghost: Cutting all ties with a girl.
"I'm totally ghosting Ania as of right now"
po Curnis Furnis Новембар 23, 2007
When one covers long distances within short periods of time in order to avoid trouble.
JV was best known for his ghosting; whenever the principal was around the corner, my nigga was already 2 blocks away from the fucking school.
po Your Mutha Новембар 20, 2014
V. To Ghost. The action of not attending a specific date, situation or function when it was previously decided that it would be attended. To duck out or to bail from the situation.
When John Smith failed to show up for classes that day, his classmates reffered to him as Ghosting that day.
po T0m0HAwK Децембар 5, 2010

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