A person who turns a fart into a work of art.
Rodney is a brilliant fartist: He plays Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata through his anus.
po Barney Fartzenegger Мај 12, 2010
Noun: One who elevates the act of passing gas
(flatulence) to an art form. Coined by "Loveline" host Adam Carolla
"When I pass gas at the writing table at 'Jimmy Kimmell Live', I'm expressing myself--I'm a fartist."
po sholay Децембар 29, 2003
A fake artist. The new generation of rich, nothing to do kids. Their art is all about shock value, aesthetic, and how it might sound when explaining it to a group of mutual friends in a dive bar. Fartist's are internally tormented for not being born Jack Kerouac or Charles Bukowski, so they invent pseudo life struggles to get close to the likes of great men and woman like that.

The more pretentious, the more their fart (fake art) smells.
Fartist 1: Hey man, I just wrote a song: "I can't stand living one more night, on my friends mattress, another parental fight..."
Fartist 2: Shit, that was tight. Would you mind tearing a hole in my shirt so it looks like I sleep in the woods against my will.
Fartist 1: Hell ya brother.
po JimmyCreature Мај 18, 2014
Pretentious, elitist, normally annoying "artists" who seek to breakdown every thing down into artistic merits and judge them upon those and only those. Fartists have a tendency to judge things that are not intended to be judged in an artistic manor, for example: Advertisements, Action movies and Porno Films
"That guy said that action movie sucked because there was no storyline. But He's just a Fartist"
po TheAdamWe Јул 2, 2009
A fartist is a farting artist
Wow, not only is that artist really good, he farts a lot. He is the best fartist I know!
po leolion87 Јун 8, 2011
Any artist (musician, writer, etc.) whose works only repulse the general public in a way similar to how farts are considered unpleasant.

Fart+Artist=Fartist
She is at that huge pop-country music festival. I stayed home because I could not justify patronizing those fartists
po w0rdchef Јануар 30, 2011
Fartist - Fake Amusement Really Trying Inside So To - NOT ACKNOWLEDGE THEY SUCK AT LIFE AN USE ART AS AN EXCUSE FOR IT

Phony artists, people who are to lazy to do anything else and use 'starving artist' as a way around it.

An insult to those truly devoted to art,
My fartist friends whine on facebook all day that no one pays them attention while at the same time they refuse to work and sponge off others.
po kitkat83 Мај 16, 2011

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