Something you do when least expect it, especially when your best friend is getting married.
Priest: And do you, Frances Duman, take this lovely Penelope...
You: *farts*
Priest: What!?
You: Sorry, I'm having my period.
po Enfero Децембар 9, 2004
A loud honking noise emitted from the anus, originating from the colon. It is made of of heaved gases and ass-smell.
Oh golly! That fart you did stained my jacket!
po B-Drac Август 12, 2003
Something my girlfriend likes to do way too much!
She loves to fart.
po Rubber1232 Август 2, 2003
A small explosion coming from between the inner thighs.
"I do believe I just heard a fart."
po JiimJam Децембар 20, 2008
A fart, despite the horrific smell (see doornob), is FUNNY! I don't care what you say, IT IS FUNNY! When god made humans (or what ever higher being you believe in) he could have taken all that gas and passed it through anywhere in the human body and no one would have noticed but he passed it through the hugest flabs of fat in the human body; the ass cheeks and the result is a HALLARIOUS noise and if you don't think that it is funny the you are disrespecting THE LORD! (or Buddha,Sheeva,or Elron Hubbard...actually screw Elron Hubbard.
Farts are fricken funny.
po anonymas Јануар 3, 2008
A Cloud of death gas escaping from your ass, sometimes bringing bits of poop or diarrhea with it, resulting in what is called a Hershey Squirt
Shit Man! That fart sounded like it had a little hershey squirt goin on!
po Isaac Allen Децембар 16, 2006
releasing evil demons created by taco bell through one's anus
so, i told frank sinatra... wait hold on... (FART).... OHHH that felt good
po stan Март 16, 2005

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