Most bag clerks at the grocery stores look at the women purchasing these and guess whether this chick is on a diet or if this thing is going where many men have gone before.
Trust me, when a bagger sees a 300 pound woman buying a cucumber,he knows she isnt on a diet!
He almost feels sorry for the torture the little green veggie will be suffering.
2.A green and (preferrably) large and long vegetable that's used in place of a penis to fuck
2. "Girl, I'm goin to the store to get me some cucumbers. Marcus isn't handlin his business."