A person of African descent. (A black person).
"Crumpets love the purple drank."
po Schwamp Август 29, 2007
A vagina with an evergrowing yeast infection. In the sun the yeast causes the genetalia to rise like a crumpet being baked.
I'm never going back to Cuba again, half the girls on that beach had crumpets!
po Niggslayer Новембар 9, 2004