A fucked up occurance brought about by complete and utter incompentence in organizing or otherwise administrating simple every-day situations.
"Stephen pulled a Clinker: he bought a sandwich with his VISA card ten years ago and now has $75,978.34 in credit card debt...no, he didn't buy anything else, just the sandwich"

po Mr. Shwizzle Јануар 7, 2009
see also teggit
Ouch! Teggits
po oracle Март 12, 2004
The hard snow and ice mixture that attaches itself behind the tires of a car.
After driving through a snow storm a huge clinker formed behind my tire and I couldn't kick it off.
po ataraxis Јул 5, 2009
A guy who rants on Urban dictionary because he is the actual sad pathetic little bastard. Uncultured and Uneducated and obviously doesn't know the difference between Geek and Nerd. Amazingly prejudice, ignorant and arrogant. Either is stupid and rubbish and so trashes people who are better or gets teased and doesn't know how to ignore and embrace it. The former is much more likely.
Clinker rants about nerds and japanese people when he is ill informed
po ClinkerIsSad Јун 1, 2010
the scratchings on my arse
i wipe the clinkers on my underpants to clean my bum
po mike briggs Јул 13, 2003
a chocolate coated candy treat for inserting in one's anus so that they may derive sexual pleasure
ooooh mumma! i couldn't get my self off prior to the invention of the clinker *THANK YOU PASCALLS*
po spencer7 Јун 6, 2003
One who collects clams
Clam collector
po Bob Март 14, 2004

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