small spherical lumps of matted faeces and arse hair, sometimes dangling on s single strand from the anus.
sheesh, just got back from having a particularly nasty "number two", gonna have clagnuts for sure.
po woodpidgeon Септембар 19, 2003
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A small faecal / pubic encrusted pellet. May cause excessive ding-ratching and give the impression that you've scruffed your bracks.
It was a most stubborn clagnut that resulted in crayoning Brian's underpants with a distinctive earthy hew.
po Snoutman Јануар 9, 2004
A small piece of faeces or shit that has dried, hardened and adheded to pubic hair around the anus. See also dangleberry. Can also be used as an insult.
I can seldom dislodge a clagnut without also removing several pubes.
po Dan Fox Јун 19, 2003
Small lumps of shit that stick to your arse pubes.
I nearly tore myself a new one trying to get those clagnuts off my arse
po sNoWy1998 Децембар 1, 2005
Those little bits of desicated poo that cling to the hairs around the bum hole after a lack lustre wiping.
Hey Barri, how was your date last night?
Well we had a great meal, the movie was top, we went back to mine and he was just going down on me when he spotted some clag nuts. How I wish I'd used the bidet!
po MisterE Јануар 27, 2006
Those little bits of desicated poo that cling to the hairs around the bum hole after a lack lustre wipe.
Hey Leslie, how was your date?
Well the meal was great, the movie was top so we went back to mine and started to get rude when he saw some clag nuts! How I wish I'd used the bidet.
po MisterE Фабруар 2, 2006
little piece of shit that hangs stubbornly from your anal beard.
Des had trouble when a damn clag nut would not leave his anus hair.
po desmondos Јануар 29, 2011

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