The best cover-up when talking about something you shouldn't be talking about
"She pulled down my pants and started to–"

**teacher walks by**

"-and then I went to church and prayed; hallelujah! pa-raise the Lord!"
po amilf Мај 29, 2007
To be dishonest. To misrepresent an idea as the truth.
"Did you hear? Jimmy got arrested last night for tax fraud."
"Oh man. That's church, yo."
po theprequel Октобар 2, 2013
A word used to describe smoking weed usually in the presence of an adult.
Bob: Did you go to church yesterday?
Sally: Yeah, at Fred's house.
po Cheesecakexox Децембар 19, 2010
A word that is used in a communal aspect. Hence, church is not always the building religious activities take place in, but the congregation that makes up the building. Thus, the word church encompasses the relationship between people.
Guy 1: What's good church?

Guy 2: Nothing Mothing much, what you doing tonight?

Guy 1: Probably going to the club. You down church?

Guy 2: Yeah, let's do it
po PizzlemanD Децембар 14, 2010
A place where crazy, stupid people go to listen to some old child molester talk about myths found in a fiction book called the bible.
Wow, your weird. You actually go to church?
po yourmom666- Децембар 21, 2011
1) a building designated for those (aka Christians) who are following the rules.
2) a place where Christians gather together in the name of euphoria, sing-a-longs, dress up, etc, in order to feel good about one's self.
3) a cult, view, religion, ideology, sect, etc.
1)If you are in a building where people listen to you and accept who you are as a person despite the circumstances, its not church, its an AA Meeting.
po Dave The Symphony Април 20, 2011
A building that brainwashes people
Don't go it that church! XD
po MrTanman Децембар 24, 2008

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