The heady crazed state achieved by a group of giggling people while indulging in a frenzied round of bonking each other's noggins with empty 2-liter plastic soda-bottles. The loopy euphoric mood can be heightened even more by (1) using the jumbo-size 3-liter bottles instead of the 2-liter size, since the bigger firmer bottle produces a more solid *thunk* and bounces higher with each klonk, and/or (2) using two bottles at once --- one held in each hand --- to simultaneously pummel the heads of your two nearest neighbors in the crowd.
My buddies and I went totally bonkers at the beach party last evening; it had been a really hot day, so we had accumulated such a sizable pile of empty soda-water bottles that there were more than enough for all of us to each swing two bottles apiece.
po QuacksO Јун 29, 2016
The act of getting completely crunk (usually with bankers club) and going wild then passing out
Eric- "Hey Finn look at Timo, I think he got to bonkers because he just pissed on Tom's rug and now he is asleep"
po Frederick Crumster Октобар 22, 2009
Happy Hardcore/Hardcore compliation CD. Currently on its 11th incarnation, features DJ's such as Scott Brown (god) Hixxy, Sharky, Dougal.
have u heard that new bonkers CD? its amaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
po hardcoretilidie Фабруар 25, 2004
A condom: Mixture of "bong" symbolizing the akward sound made in cartoons when a male gets a boner and "ker" which is a wanna-be-cool suffix that is supposed to mean "cover" .

Cover the Boner = Bonker.
Dude # 1 - I got a huge boner the other day but my date wouldn't give in... Something about not liking diapers?

Dude # 2 - Your an idiot ! You could've just put on a Bonker !
po SheletreCina Мај 21, 2010
Bum-Conkers or Bonkers are lumps of dried up faeces, missed during the wiping process that are attached to the ends of the bum hair.

Bonkers are the largest of all bum hair turd, the scale being : Winnets , Clinkers , Dangle-berries , Clag-nuts and Bonkers .
My turd was so thick after that curry my arse was like a funking bonkers tournament the next day.
po Scaredtoleavethehouse Јун 14, 2009
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