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An alternative for bitch. Birch is commonly used to bypass internet filters. It is also used to call someone a bitch without the associated negative connotations; a more light-hearted approach.
"Well don't get mad at me, birch! You could have answered your own question if you searched first."

"My girl has been birching at me since she got home. I don't know what the deal is, but the birch needs to settle down."
#bitch #jackass #dick #asshole #krabitz #communist
po Jack Krabitz Јануар 2, 2007
When a girl goes up to another girl and grabs there boobs.
"imma go birch her."
#birch #berch #awesome #boobs #girl grab.
po mc. grabby Март 15, 2010
A tree that has papery bark and grows in the northern hemisphere.
The hard wood of a birch tree.
A switch or bundle of small birch branches/twigs that are used to spank someone.
I used birch bark as paper once.
She got whipped by the birch.
She has birch furniture.
#wood #hardwood #whip #tree #hazelnut #burn #paper
po angryatnocommonsense Март 15, 2015
(n) plural: -es / a set of people that are not bound by the limitations alcoholism/addiction/sanity
"Girl, you my birch"

"Ain't gonna' cut down this birch tree"

"Beyonce"
#nigga #soul mate #gay friends #fruit flies #beyonce
po v0mitt Јануар 28, 2014
The name your friend gets when you are at a party and you try to text your friend to tell them that they are a bitch, but you accidentally text birch.
" I'm here birch."
po Big Bird 3320 Март 4, 2016
A drink consisting of Redbull, vodka, and peach schnapps.
You can't have a birch, because we ran out of Redbull
#birtch #redbull #red bull #vodka #peach schnapps
po Dpeatice Децембар 24, 2011
A combination of a bird and bitch.
That skank ass birch won't give me my mother fuckin money.
#noun #bitch #bird #hoe #skank
po Domizan Јул 20, 2006
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