ADD
The most misdiagnosed disorder there is probably. It is so misdiagnosed that certain kids have to put up with the accusation of having it for a long time. While ADHD (hyperactive) has been diagnosed, acknowledged, and recognized in the brain of patients ADD is something that is seen as a lower form of that especially by the general public. The truth is there's no such thing. If you don't have ADHD then you don't have ADD. People come to quick conclusions to accuse kids of having it when they're really just lazy or so sheltered and protected that they'd rather have fun then work hard. Since it makes big $ companies don't care. The weirdest thing claimed about the disorder is that video games are made for people with ADD. How can some1 concentrate on the video game if they had ADD (if it existed)? The medicines used to treat ADHD or the supposed ADD are believed to stunt growth as well.
Sister: You're distracted easily. You're looking at the dog again. I think you have ADD.
Me: NO! I don't! I'm just lazy! OK! I admit it! Happy?! The dog is bothering me again. That's all. How could I spend hours playing and paying attention to a video game if I had ADD! How could I pay attention to a lecture or read a book? How can I still be talking to you and paying attention to what you say?!
Sister: Well you admit you have something right?
Me: Yeah... (whispers) maybe. But ADD doesn't exist. ADHD does but not ADD.
Sister: You're being overprotective. Maybe you just don't want to admit it.
Me: No I just get annoyed about being accused of having ADD all the time.
po 3d2y Октобар 23, 2010
ADD
An actual disease that some people actually have. It has become more and more popular as an adjective for when a person gets distracted or bored.
"Woah, I just got ADD"
"Yeah, I'm so ADD right now"
"... Die."
po Ashley Фабруар 27, 2005
ADD
It's what makes you lose focus when people are explaining things to you very quickly. A person with ADD may refuse to ask questions, as it may reveal his or her disability. The only way one can temporarily cure ADD is to drink Red Bull, whose side effects may include symptoms of ADHD.

ADD sucks.
"The quadrant of a multilinear and symbiotic pseudo-intelligence is in theory the root of the endoplasmic phenomenon."
After hearing this, the boy with ADD curls into a fetal position.
"Jimmy? Are you all right?"
po Cacowroth Новембар 17, 2005
ADD
Anal Dick Disorder. A person who likes dick, in the ass.
Bob: Man, he has ADD.
Steve: Yeah, I hear he likes it hard.
po MeowWoman Март 24, 2009
ADD
ADD, or American Distraction Disorder, or syndrome, is when particular Americans get distracted easily. It is quite contagious, and dogs called Maxwell Not-so-smart are prone. These types of dogs are usually either terriers, spaniels or poodles. They usually have another dog companion, normally not the same breed, thugh usually the companion is a spaniel or a beagle. ADD is found in Australia, although it is an American disorder. The thing is, only Americans can have it, so if you're an Australian in America, you cannot catch it, though if you are an American in Australia, you can get it. This has resulted in more and more Americans getting Australian citizenships, because the moment they become Australian, the disease goes away, even if they move back to America (still as an Australian citizen, though). The American to Australian event has resulted in the test to become Australian even harder, and less are excepted, even if it means they would be distracted forever.
Catherine: 'Y'know, ADD can be infect an American even if they are in Australia, though that doesn't matter because you got your citizenship last month- Phew!'
Lily: 'Umm, Cat, about that . . .

Catherine: 'What is it? Lily?? Wait, where has she gone? Oh, she must have been distracted.' *sigh*
po Germah Horltott Април 16, 2011
1. A woman that is dick-whipped.
2. Addicted to Da Dick.
3. Addicted to Deadly Dick
4. Addicted to Da Hard Dick = ADHD
Lisa called Rocky 120 times in one day. She is definitely a candidate for A.D.D.!
po Reidan Black Мај 22, 2008
ADD
acronym for Attention Deficit Disorder. In other words, people who stare blankly at random things because they are attracted to very shiny objects.
Bob: Hey look! A star!
Karl: Oh my god you ADD idiot, listen to me when I'm talking to you!

***Awkward Silence for about 5 minutes***
.....

Bob: Hey look! A star!
po Querty Фабруар 26, 2007
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