Dermatologist: It's called Profynozylophate (Cough) Accutane (Cough)
Dermatologist: Side effects are nothing, just you might contract conjunctivitis (Cough) or have your pores bleed, lose some hair, or in some rare causes might die since it nukes your face.
Bobbie: I didn't hear anything you said
Dermatologist: Well it wasnt important anyway so when can we get you on it?
dude 2: its called a torturous condition called acne.
dude 1: man, with your face looking as ugly as it is, I'm sure you wouldn't wanna be out in public
dude 2: got that right asshole, I hate my life
Usually occurring in varying degrees in the teenage years because of hormones, but can show up in adults as well. There is also a strong genetic component to acne.
There is no cure for acne, only treatment, which ranges from salicylic acid to the more serious accutane.
Check out acne.org for a regimen that really helps clear up skin. Trust me, it works well if you follow it.
Dude 2: Yeah dude, but accutane helps acne even though your skin gets so dry your lips bleed and if you get pregnant your baby will have a tail.
Dude 1: Dude yeah accutane helps but didn't fully clear it for me dude. I used 2.5% benzoyl peroxide and lotion twice a day and that helped loads. You should check out acne.org for a good regimen using this formula dude.