A unicorn is a wild, beautiful yet rare creature only found on open planes that are near forests. Long sought after as pets, and hunted for their unicorn blood, they have neared extinction. However, it has been discovered that the only person who can actually tame a unicorn is a young female virgin. It is unknown why this is possible, but experts speculate that it could be that unicorns rape their potential masters with their horn before allowing themselves to be tamed. There have been few reported cases in which taming has been successful and all of which refuse to discuss what happened. Some day we will be able to discover the great secret but until than, it is unadvisble to go out searching for a unicorn to tame because they are just as likely to kill you as give you a chance to tame them. Not that its not fun to have a nine inch horn rammed up your vagina...
k- Did you know only female virgins can tame a unicorn?
c- Yes, and its also illegal to kill them now...
k- If you help me catch one ill tame it for us!!
c- I'm not a virgin or a girl...
k- I am!!! I cant wait to try unicorn taming.. =]
c- Okay where should we start?
po KentuckyChick =] Децембар 14, 2010

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