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1.
To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.
I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak
po Jelly Pumpernickel Октобар 4, 2012
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2.
A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'
(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."
po Choadalay-dee-heeee Јануар 9, 2013
105 73
 
3.
To ejaculate, usually into or onto something (more than likely an innanimate object)
Id love to spaff in that kettle.

Ill happily spaff on that bints toast.
po Big-OH Јануар 23, 2009
84 106
 
4.
Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.
hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
po d to a the to the n-n-y Фабруар 11, 2007
26 83
 
5.
1) cum basically

2) When you have some unknown mixture on you and someone points it out
1) I spaffed all over her fat mouth last night

2) Dude, you got a bit of spaff on your shirt
po Ja-mmin Април 24, 2005
25 82
 
6.
another work for cum or the act of cunning
I Spaffed in her hair, she wasn't happy
po big bob roberts jr the third Септембар 25, 2009
31 91
 
7.
A word often used by a girl to describe a boy whom she feels affection for.
'Hey Spaffy, Could you be nice and pick me up?'
'Yo, Spaff!'
po LukeSpaffy Октобар 28, 2006
12 72