Top Definition
A road block is something that happens in supermarkets when an obeast, usually female, travelling up the aisle meets a landwhale, also female travelling in the opposite direction. Both of these hamplanets are pushing two trolleys and one of two things happen:
1. Either they know each other and start a conversation and ignore repeated polite requests to move or even “Get your fat arses out of the way you useless bitches.”
2. Or they collide, their trolleys tangle and they get into a slanging match about whose fault it was.
The end result is same, however, a barrier that is totally impassable, but let’s face it inconvenience to other people is of no importance to these self-centred nonentities.
Couldn’t finish my shopping yesterday due to road blocks in several aisles.
po AKACroatalin Децембар 19, 2015
When an occasion is so popular/awesome that it gets crowded out with people so much that cars cannot drive down the road! Usually a sign of good times and banging music.

Festivals, Carnivals, & live gigs are usually them main culprits
'Goin up to carnival can you drop me off in Notting Hill bredrin?'
'Get the tube man, its gonna be a ROADBLOCK!'

'Dr. Dre doing a live free set in the ASDA carpark, get down there early, its gonna be a ROADBLOCK!'
po NeoShinobi Април 4, 2010
when you and a friend are tag teaming a girl, he has
her from behind, you got her mouth. Selfishly he shoots his load in her,
thus preventing you from using that road later.
Oh man, me and Nate were teaming this chick and blew his load, I just couldn't get past that road block and stick mine in.
po JustinCase Октобар 31, 2006
The act of one male putting his genitals, both dick and balls, into the mouth of another male or female.
Example 1:
I heard these horrible wet retching fallowed by gagging sounds the other day but it turned out to be someone getting roadblocked.

Example 2:
Steven: Hey Andrew. Want to get roadblocked again?

Andrew: Sure!

Steven: Say "Ahhhhh."
po SKetchpro Септембар 15, 2011
A roadblock is set in place when a "friend" goes down a hallway with only one exit. You stand in the hallway upon their return and rip a stanky gas bomb. Blocking their escape and Leaving them stuck in the hallway until the air cleara or having to walk through the funky fart cloud you have created.
Bill went into the closet to get a book. I followed him down the hall, and having chili for dinner I farted and left a roadblock for him. He had to read his book in the closet.
po Tdoubleo Јул 5, 2010
constipation; intestinal blockage from too much cheese
The Mexican food from dinner last night gave me road block AND ring sting! Damn!
po Roadblockin' fool Јануар 13, 2005
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