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A person who joins the gym in early January because of their New Years Resolution. Resolutionists can be spotted by their pasty white skin, excessive fat, poor form, and blank look on their face as they stand next to any piece of gym equipment. Resolutionists usually migrate back to the couch any time from mid-January to early March.
"This damn Resolutionist has been on the Smith machine for 30 minutes. Maybe if he put more than 30 lbs on the bar and stopped taking 10 minute rests it wouldn't take so long. I can't wait until March"
#gym #resolution #lazy #fat #january joiner #get in shape
po rKelly0137 Јун 22, 2006
A person who makes ballsy claims for New Year's resolutions even though you know they won't follow through with any of them.
Joe: I'm gonna quit smoking, eat right and join a gym this year.
Sue: Whatever. You're such a freaking resolutionist.
#faker #false person #good intentions #bullshitter #falsifier
po Natewrites Јануар 28, 2008
Jan 1 joiners of health clubs

Or another form "resolutionista"

Overheard at the YMCA in Easton, MD.
He was a resolutionist till March came around, I haven't seen him since.
#resolutions #new years #health #ymca #exercise
po showers at the Y Децембар 31, 2011
A person(s) who resolves on New years to take care of themselves in the new year and improve their lifestyle
I couldn't get on the treadmill in the gym becasue they were all being used by resolutionists
#resolve #resolution #new years #commit #promise
po Wordsmith Dave Август 17, 2010
People who crowd the gym in the months of January and February trying to honour their New Year's resolution to be healthier.
I can't wait for all these resolutionists to stop coming here so I can find an open treadmill!
#resolution #new year's #health #gym #workout
po mickcp Јануар 20, 2014
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