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To pwn, to kick the ass of whomever you're releasing the kraken on
I'm totally going to release the kraken on that test tomorrow
#kraken #pwn #krakken #kracken #cracken
po ashraptor Март 31, 2010
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The act of shitting after a long period of constipation.
Kyle: "Man, I haven't taken a shit in a week."

Nick: "Dude! It's about time you release the Kraken!"
#shitting #constipation #toilet #kraken #freedom
po Hombre-Oso-Cerdo 2 Јануар 16, 2011
A phrase yelled when using the toilet, taking a poo, flushing a toilet, etc. Derived from a famous line in "Clash of The Titans" when "that one guy unleashed that giant sea monster."
"Hold on, I need to take a dump." Roommate- "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
Walks into public restroom-(yells)"Release the Kraken!"
#dump #poo #toilet #crap #kraken #cracken
po RedZebra Новембар 26, 2010
–verb (used with object) To take a dump / to take a number two, also used when a male is going to pull out his penis
Mike is busy releasing the Kraken.
Hey Honey, let's go to our room and I will release the Kraken.
#dooty #booboo #foreplay #numbertwo #poopy
po Kompute Kellys Април 7, 2010
Use the bathroom (#2), Take a Shit
I have been holding it in all day I have to go Release The Kraken.
#shit #restroom #bathroom ##2 #doo-doo
po The Zohon Јануар 4, 2015
When an angry bull-dyke pulls out the biggest dildo in her arsenal.
When Martha was finally able to fit her fist into Gertrude's vaginal canal she knew it was time to "Release the Kraken!"
#didlo #dyke #fist #biggest #arsenal
po valet6969 Октобар 5, 2010
to take a massive shit
My brother just called me to tell me that he was going to have to Release the Kraken in his toilet.
#big poop #big shit #shit #dump #monster
po el_duderino_ Март 18, 2010
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