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A phrase that, if used in the right way, will guarantee your victory in an argument. It can also be used to annoy anyone you use it against. Most commonly followed by "conversation terminated."

Some dude: "You're gay!!!"

You (Sly dog): "Prove it."

Some dude: "... fuck you"

You: "You can't. Conversation terminated."

You (Sly dog): "Prove it."

Some dude: "... fuck you"

You: "You can't. Conversation terminated."

po EetFuk
Август 4, 2009

6 more definitions

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A term used in reply to someone who is making a statement that you either disagree with or say just for the hell of not agreeing with them.

Most often used when someone does not want to admit something.

*The only way something can be proven is with a pencil sketch showing that the statement is in fact valid.

Most often used when someone does not want to admit something.

*The only way something can be proven is with a pencil sketch showing that the statement is in fact valid.

Dave: Dude, Wendy is so hot!

Thomas: Prove it.

Dave: I have a picture, look!

Thomas: NO! That isn't a pencil sketch.

Chris: I made some awesome cupcakes yesterday.

Andy: Prove it.

*Chris draws a picture of himself making cupcakes entitled, Yesterday*

Chris: There! I proved it!

Andy: True dat!

Thomas: Prove it.

Dave: I have a picture, look!

Thomas: NO! That isn't a pencil sketch.

Chris: I made some awesome cupcakes yesterday.

Andy: Prove it.

*Chris draws a picture of himself making cupcakes entitled, Yesterday*

Chris: There! I proved it!

Andy: True dat!

po Dr. Octagonapus
Октобар 26, 2008

3

The come back for all arguments!

Jennie: oh me god ur so stupid you smoo!

Becky: Prove it!

Jennie: What!

Becky: Prove it! Prove it! ect. ect.

Becky: Prove it!

Jennie: What!

Becky: Prove it! Prove it! ect. ect.

po Becky Lovatt
Март 22, 2005

4

a phrase that can be used when at a loss of words, to ensure an adequate come back. (Gives time for the user to get back on the "ball")

(Larry and Jerry are engaged in a vocal disagreement)

Larry: .... yeah? Well I f***** your mom

Jerry: PROVE IT!

-or-

Whoral: I may be a whore, but you're fat.

Chubbalina: PROVE IT!

Larry: .... yeah? Well I f***** your mom

Jerry: PROVE IT!

-or-

Whoral: I may be a whore, but you're fat.

Chubbalina: PROVE IT!

po What? I'mdancing!
Мај 1, 2009

5

When you are talking to somone and they state the obvious tell them to prove it. I will confuse them therfore leading them to ask questions.

Prove it can be used to confuse, irriatate, or just for fun when board.

(got this from my brother)

Prove it can be used to confuse, irriatate, or just for fun when board.

(got this from my brother)

scottpenn13: prove it

L o o pdloop00: prove what!?!?

scottpenn13: "it"

L o o pdloop00: you cant prove IT

scottpenn13: do you know what you are trying to pove?

L o o pdloop00: no

scottpenn13: then how do you know you cant prove it

L o o pdloop00: it is a pronoun as in nonexistant unless it is put into actual being, therefore, IT cannot be proved unless the term IT is proved itself.

L o o pdloop00: HA

L o o pdloop00: BEAT THAT

scottpenn13: you suck

L o o pdloop00: prove what!?!?

scottpenn13: "it"

L o o pdloop00: you cant prove IT

scottpenn13: do you know what you are trying to pove?

L o o pdloop00: no

scottpenn13: then how do you know you cant prove it

L o o pdloop00: it is a pronoun as in nonexistant unless it is put into actual being, therefore, IT cannot be proved unless the term IT is proved itself.

L o o pdloop00: HA

L o o pdloop00: BEAT THAT

scottpenn13: you suck

po Chris West
Септембар 2, 2004

6

When you've run out of reasons or explanations to your actions, you simply state, "Prove it!." It proves to be the "end all, be all" stumpers to all those not so complex arguements.

**Your finishing move to this phrase is immediately walking away after stating, "Prove it!"**

**Your finishing move to this phrase is immediately walking away after stating, "Prove it!"**

Dude, you drank the last cold beer. Prove it!

Why are you such an ass all the time? Prove it!

That's not cool making money off your own friends.Prove it!

Why are you such an ass all the time? Prove it!

That's not cool making money off your own friends.Prove it!

po Kevin Kempf
Јул 26, 2006

7

-A term used to annoy or confuse someone for shits and giggles.

-A way to end a conversation that you don't want to continue; used to stop a conversation from starting.

--Can be used to tease someone for stating the obvious.

-Stating that you are choosing to ignore someone.

-Can be used after someone else says anything; does not have to make any sense.

-A way to end a conversation that you don't want to continue; used to stop a conversation from starting.

--Can be used to tease someone for stating the obvious.

-Stating that you are choosing to ignore someone.

-Can be used after someone else says anything; does not have to make any sense.

Example 1:

Dave: Hey Jon, do you know where my toothpaste is?

Jon: Prove it.

Dave: ....What?

Example 2:

Jon: Hello dave, whats up?

Dave: Hey Jon, not much, how are ya?

Jon: Alright.

Dave: Yea? Well I was just about to go to the store to pick up some food for my cat mittens and...

Jon: Prove it.

Dave: .....

Example 3:

Dave: Hey Jon, I'm going on a walk.

Jon: Prove it.

Dave: ...Damnit!

Dave: Hey Jon, do you know where my toothpaste is?

Jon: Prove it.

Dave: ....What?

Example 2:

Jon: Hello dave, whats up?

Dave: Hey Jon, not much, how are ya?

Jon: Alright.

Dave: Yea? Well I was just about to go to the store to pick up some food for my cat mittens and...

Jon: Prove it.

Dave: .....

Example 3:

Dave: Hey Jon, I'm going on a walk.

Jon: Prove it.

Dave: ...Damnit!

po goatstradamus
Јун 17, 2006