Mysterious woodland creature who resides in the frozen tundra of Massachusets. Instead of sharp calws or teeth he headbutts you with his uber sharp hair. BEWARE!
po Deirdre Orneles Фабруар 10, 2009
The gayest of all gays. Thinks hes so cool because of the "wonderful" comments on his name in this site. Lies about girls hitting on him a matt will never get any pussy with his little 2 inch dick. Also often looks like a 10 year old.
Jake: did you see that faggot trying to act black?!
Nate: yeah! That was matt. Always thunking hes cool
po TheChamp123 Децембар 11, 2010
Penis.
Male external sex organ.
WOW! that's a big Matt
po Dino BOB! Мај 23, 2008
A man with no arms and no legs lying on the floor, especially if lying near a door or entryway.
Hey! Don't walk on my new rug! Wipe your dirty feet on Matt.
po Steve Dreadlock Јун 10, 2008
One who is so monumentally insecure that he resorts to posting his own name "Matt" on urban dictionary, making the definition so absurdly self-flattering in order to compensate for his insignificant "member"
Chris: Dude, did you see how many positive definitions there were for the name Matt on Urban Dictionary?

Trent: Yeah, what a bunch of homos.
po Dunkin Pwnutz Јул 10, 2008
Simply used as a replacement word for anything, especially curse words.
What the Matt is going on here?!

I need to finish my Matt before I go out tonight.
po superdelicious. Март 19, 2009
A boy who THINKS he is a god wen it cums to pleasing women.
A boy who THINKS he's making all the ladies moan when they're actually GROANING 'get off of me'.
A boy who doesn't actually know what he's doing, and he's pretty square.
A boy that will never ever get a gurl.
A boy who has a large ego.
" He's never going to get anything with that ego. "
" Oh my god, I know, he is SUCH a Matt.
po TheTruthBeWritten Мај 12, 2009

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