A man with no arms and no legs lying on the floor, especially if lying near a door or entryway.
Hey! Don't walk on my new rug! Wipe your dirty feet on Matt.
po Steve Dreadlock Јун 10, 2008
One who is so monumentally insecure that he resorts to posting his own name "Matt" on urban dictionary, making the definition so absurdly self-flattering in order to compensate for his insignificant "member"
Chris: Dude, did you see how many positive definitions there were for the name Matt on Urban Dictionary?

Trent: Yeah, what a bunch of homos.
po Dunkin Pwnutz Јул 10, 2008
Simply used as a replacement word for anything, especially curse words.
What the Matt is going on here?!

I need to finish my Matt before I go out tonight.
po superdelicious. Март 19, 2009
Usually a ginger, or redheaded kid that people usually use for his money and hot girlfriend.
hey matt, comeover tonight, bring your girl and some cash
po FatRatCat Април 26, 2009
A guy with no arms or legs laying in front of your door.
Look at my matt.
That guy has no limbs! He's matt.
po a guy who posts stuff Март 17, 2007
A boy who THINKS he is a god wen it cums to pleasing women.
A boy who THINKS he's making all the ladies moan when they're actually GROANING 'get off of me'.
A boy who doesn't actually know what he's doing, and he's pretty square.
A boy that will never ever get a gurl.
A boy who has a large ego.
" He's never going to get anything with that ego. "
" Oh my god, I know, he is SUCH a Matt.
po TheTruthBeWritten Мај 12, 2009
The removed foreskin of a penis.
Dude, that nasty chinese man just ate that Matt!
po cckg21 Април 7, 2009

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