Luke Saunders is a particularly intelligent guy originating from hinchingbrooke hospital and further moving to buckden, through out his childhood, Luke became heavily interested in Xbox and proceeded to play this until realizing his lack of girlfriends. Luckily however, Luke came across a stunning young girl; Velveteen and he proceeded to like her for serveral months before going out with her, breaking up, then going out with her again, then breaking up, then going out with her again, then breaking up and is currently going out with her. Luke is particularly talented in the art of masturbation and it is said that he can ejaculate at four times the speed of light. Luke also happens to own a six pack and a stunning hair style. Luke attracts women within the second and as such, gets only the finest girls. velveteen.
Luke Saunders- Hey xx
Girl- OMFG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MARRY ME I WANT YOUR BABIES!

Luke Saunders- Wuup2 babe? xx
Girl- THINKING ABOUT YOU AND MASTURBATING!!! xx
po Pete12323 Октобар 23, 2012

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