Top Definition
LMTO- Laugh My Turban Off
After a long day of work at the local newsagents, the shopkeeper finally decided to lock the shop up and retire to his bedroom, where his wife eagerly awaited him.

He headed upstairs, stripping as he went until he reached the bedroom door, which he excitedly pushed open...only to find his brother making love to his wife on the bed.

His son then appeared in the doorway behind him.

"LMTO" he laughed and his turban slid off his head.
#lmto #raj #turban #funny #sex
po Hungry Nose Март 18, 2010
Laughing my tits off.

(Only applies to females)
The use of this word invites a large audience to have titty sex.
If you do not have titty sex after using this word, you are in need of titty repair.
Melanie: LMTO.
Connor: TITTY SEX TIME!
#titty #lmto #laughing #lmtso #lmao #fm
po lmtolol Септембар 3, 2010
Laughing My Testicles Off!
Bob: what'd you do today?
Sue: Got a concussion from my alarm clock :(
Bob: LMTO!
Sue: You mean LMAO?
Bob: No, I'm a dude...LMTO!
#lol #lmao #lmto #msn #balls
po Keebers Јун 13, 2010
For men it means Laughing My Testicles Off. For women it means Laughing My Tits Off
I was LMTO when he made popeye faces at me
#morning wood #morning tent #queef #scissorchick #boner
po tory borty Мај 11, 2013
Laugh My Tush Off: a PG-rated variation of LMAO (Laugh My Ass Off)
Peaches123: Kung Fu Panda 2 is so freakin' funny!
Rainbows90: I know! I cracked up when he said "Ah. My old enemy... stairs!"
Peaches123: LMTO! I was like OMG I know just how he feels!
Rainbows90: Wow. Stay that Lazy and you'll need to laugh your tush off.
Peaches123: =(
#lmao #ass #lmho #laugh #lol #tush
po PinkPather08 Јун 29, 2011
Laugh My Trousers Off
-Oh my God i just LMTO'd!
-"...beacuse seven ate nine!!!" "LMTO!"
#trousers #laugh #my #off #lmto
po maxzeus1 Септембар 25, 2011
Laughing my tattoos off
He/ she is silly. Lmto!!
#lmao #lmfao #lol #lls #lmto
po StaySuckaFree1dueces Август 30, 2010
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