Kelly is a typical name for a basic bitch who is very confusing and not very convenient. If you date her she hates your friends, says she loves you but she tells her friends she doesn't. She's either white or asian. She WILL break up with you and act like its nothing. But when you get with someone else she'll regret leaving you. She hates her middle name. She has stupid names for pets. Your bestfriend dates her cousin but she's as crazy as her. Technically she's a bitch, and has a "bitch face".
Guy: Who are you flipping off?!?

Guy2: Kelly, she's such a bitch.
Guy: She's like a mile away dude.
Guy2: That doesn't make up the fact that she's a bitch :)
po OddLuck Новембар 7, 2014
A girl who usually can tell her ass from her elbow, she is the nicest girl you could ever meet. She has poor choice in men and tend to have a great ass comparable to a stripper. She usually is the group bitch in any situation weather it's with friends or family. It's proven redheaded Kelly's tend to love ugly gremlins who are sent away after being beat with an ugly stick. So if you date a red haired Kelly your fugly.
She so ugly Kelly wouldn't date her.

Kelly's vagina smells worse then poop on the sidewalk in July.
po Thawktor Август 1, 2013
An ugly ogre, who finds a suitable boyfriend to take care of her and here blind, retarded brother. Be careful, she will steal your baby. Shes also attracted to bananas
Kelly at all my tacos
po JackDaniels123 Јун 26, 2014
A very sexy voiced radio personality on FM96 in the lovely London, Ontario. She Works with tucker and taz and probably beyond a reasonable doubt give's many male's on there way to or from work in the morning a Hard-on. also probably has the sexiest of voices on the station as well.
Water Cooler guy 1 : did you hear kelly on FM96 this morning?

Water Cooler guy 2 : yeah i totally got a chubby her voice is sooo sexy.
po KermitT.Frog Октобар 24, 2011
name commonly given to the girl who always eats the last funion just as you're about to reach into the bag and claim it.
Kelly wtf that was my funion! Mine!
po anon8001 Фабруар 10, 2010
Slang for vagina.
Dude, I wanna fuck her kelly so bad!
po Fluffy Rex Јул 10, 2011
a. guy who is very loveable and sweet, he is easy to get along with and is a great shoulder to cry on
b. you may find yourself falling in love with him once you find out how great he is
kelly: awww i would protect you
huhbass. aww kelly your so sweet =]
po HuhBass Децембар 24, 2008

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