Accepted nickname of New York Knicks and former Kentucky Wildcats basketball player Josh Harrellson. The nickname was coined by Matt Jones of Kentucky Sports Radio. Josh Harrellson is very fond of jean shorts (jorts) and openly embraces the nickname.
Jorts had a really good game last night. He rebounded and shot the 3 really well.
#josh harrellson #uk #kentucky #wildcats #new york #knicks #basketball #center #big man #jean shorts #nba #jortsmania
po Waitin' on 8 Јануар 12, 2012
Top Definition
Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.
The kid next to me was definitely a total dick; he was wearing jorts.
po theSuperJesus Август 31, 2005
a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.
While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.
#hoosier #ugly #denim #jeans #shorts
po Kelly Јун 15, 2006
F*ck you, I can dress any way I want.
If you talk about somebody's momma it tends to get sloughed off; if you talk about somebody wearing jorts, you better be ready to fight.
#jeans #shorts #idiots #asswipes #hate-filled-booger-brains
po Forced Earphones Јул 4, 2009
jean shorts, such as those worn by male Florida Gator fans at the Georgia-Florida football game.
"Don't talk to him; he's obviously a Florida fan with those jorts he's wearing."

#jorks #georgia bulldogs #florida gators #shorts #jeans
po godawgs Март 23, 2006
jean shorts; stylish casualwear for the unpretentious
Dude, those jorts are slammin'! Did you get them at Penney's?
#nascar #haute coture #versace #jc penney #comfy
po Big Moop Септембар 14, 2008
short for "jean shorts"
Look at the redneck in the jorts. Man, that guy is one bottle of moonshine short of marrying his sister.
#jean shorts #redneck #joy #georgia #florida
po ColumbusBuck Октобар 29, 2007
Jorts are a short word for Jean Shorts
Dude, why are you wearing jorts? You look like a douche.
#douche #jeans #shorts #jort #80s
po Quincy Morris Март 14, 2008
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