Top Definition
Any man who has engaged in or has had sexual relations with another mans girlfriend, wife or partner while he is not around, usually serving his country in the Marines or armed forces.
While being indisposed and forced to eat bush from a transvestite named George, Joe D. is having fun with Suzy on a regular basis and probably shacked up with her too.
po BobBreton Март 17, 2006
When a guy, who is a complete cheapo, arrogantly suggest that the girl pay for herself after asking her out.
Guy- Well I definitely got me. Prob you. But idk let me get my check.
Girl- Wow Seriously? I'm not even trying to get Joe'd!
po I'm the truth why would I lie? Април 14, 2010
When you chunder a little bit and it just sticks in the back of your throat
Ohhhh nasty, I just joe'd
po lezbenham Април 16, 2011
" Joe'd" when you get Joe'd....you....end up with your panties in a dumpster and your ass on a transit bus
I got " Joe'd" today....(NOT PROUD) or should I be?
po me me 187 Октобар 8, 2011
A term coined in order to refer to someone who folds under pressure and blows it in a competitive event (i.e., golf, poker, etc.).

See also Shitting the Bed.
Tiger really Joed that putt at The Masters.
po Dr. Spicoli Април 16, 2010
To crash a car into or through a partition such as a wall or fence. This feat may be accomplished while occupying the crashing vehicle or while performing a remote start.
Bill: "What happened to that wall?"
Fred" Some idiot joed it"

Idiot: "I joed my car again last night, third time this year…"
po Rusty Shackleford IV Новембар 10, 2010
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