One who urinates in inappropriate places While intoxicated.
Hey jabroni you pissed in my sock drawer.
po T. Flynn Октобар 11, 2014
Jabroni:
Someone that looks like Tarzan and fights like Jane.

Jabroni:
Someone who sets themselves up to be embarassed.
As in bring it on you look like Tarzan and fight like Jane Jabroni, come say it to my face so I can put my fist through yours, and then wipe my ass with it, bitch.

As in someone asking if another person if they they pulled their pants down back there, and to the Jabroni you say, no I pulled your wife's pants back down there, and then I went down there.

....or, someone saying to you "You and I have nothing in common" to which you respond to the Jabroni by saying "We both have something in common because we've both had sex with your wife".

po Scorpio571666 Март 31, 2006
Jay Mariotti of the Chicago Sun-Times, as referred to by Woody Paige on the television program 'Around the Horn.'
Jabroni you don't know what you're talking about!!

Jabroni, how come I always have to straighten you out?
po Adam Monk Јун 15, 2004
A bad name for a person; idiot, cretin.
Look at that jabroni Katherine Neff.
po Lord Vigneau Јануар 29, 2004
A square. One who poses out. A pussy.
You're damn right i said i hate you, you pathetic piece of jabroni shit, and you can take that to the mother fuckin bank.
po siegemotherfucker Октобар 11, 2007
As a member of the semi-gang group known as the "jabronies," this person usually Italian with slicked back greasy hair which they run their hands through to style, they will wear light colored Polo shirts with popped collars, vintage looking jeans, Puma tennis shoes, and possibly be driving an American made sports car, usually a Mustang. A jabroni has unknowingly accepted the fact that he is a meaningless and identityless part of society. A jabroni's girlfriend is almost always a sharastitute and the leader of the jabronies is the jamoke.
"Hey did you see those Jabronies over there with there mustangs?"
"Of course I did, I'm the Jamoke! Now beat it!"
po Phil V. Април 10, 2007
1. One who is supposed to provide pizza, but doesn't produce the goods.

2. One who fails to live up to their pizza responsibilities.

Also known as an Anchovy Jabroni or Pepperoni Jabroni
Challen's getting the pizzas.

Pfft! As if. You leave it to that dick bunny and you'll end up with diddly jack shit.
F'ken Pepperoni Jabroni!
po Electric D Август 17, 2004

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