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Verb: when one is drugged by a horse, goat, sheep, or other cloven-foot ungulate, probably using horse tranquilizers.
"I was date-raped by a horse. He hoofied me and next thing I know, I'm lying on a bed of straw with a bag of oats over my head"

While Kelly was in the restroom, the horny goat slipped a hoofie into his drink.
po Richard Bruce Cheney Новембар 17, 2012

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