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Used to describe a large amount of body hair.
Wow! Look at the Hoff of chest hair on him!
po Jack & Hania Јун 16, 2009
Verb, pertaining to David Hasselhoff.

To be Hoffed – to be sent homoerotic images of David Hasselhoff in questionable outfits/poses with various props/animals. Considered an extreme insult, the most common form of Hoffing is done through electronic mail although various new and inventive methods have recently been discovered. The first ever hoffing is said to have taken place in 1997 in the town of Heidelberg in Germany where David Hasselhoff is an extremely popular singer. According to urban legend, a young male high school student sent the David Hasselhoff calendar (if you have never seen this consider yourself lucky) to a girl he had a crush on in an attempt to woo her. The attempt backfired when the horrified girl choked on a chicken sandwich which she was eating whilst opening the calendar. The act of Hoffing has since spread from smalltown Germany to the mainstream claiming thousands of victims. Although not usually resulting in loss of life, a Hoffing can lead to severe psychological trauma, temporary loss of motor function and 9 times out of 10 it will affect the Hoffee’s up-chuck mechanism.
Oh, sweet mother of Jesus, FUCKK!!!!! I’ve been Hoffed again! I’ll never open my email again.

That guy is such a butt-fucking loser! I’m gonna send him a Hoffing he will never forget!
po Ana Јануар 11, 2005

Synonym for Awesome.
Sorry, but i wrecked your car, you can have my uber hoff iPod!
po Whigga Jones Јануар 7, 2007
(vb) a: to waylay a person's inbox with a jpg, bmp, png, or gif image of David Hasselhoff b: to have your inbox waylaid with a jpg, bmp, png, or gif image of David Hasselhoff - usu. used with "up" when multiple images have been perpetrated <my yahoo account got pretty damn ~ed up>
1.(vt) Hey Brad, did you just Hoff Deborah down in HR?
2.(vt) Stu Hoffed Sally, Milo, Iris, and Raz on his cell!
3.(vi) Consider yourself Hoffed!
4.(vi) Oh drat, it seems I've just been Hoffed!

po Mr. Hulot Децембар 20, 2006
<v>; To have a humorous reaction to media(video, photographic and audio) or to experience the presence of David Hasslehoff.

"Hoffing", "Having a Hoff" etc
When Lisa found an image of David Hasselhoff in leather pants with a daschund strapped into a parachute being dropped on his head, she doubled up in laughter so hard her nose hit the keyboard and left a permanent 'G' on the tip.
po Hoffhund Август 19, 2006
1.hoff, noun
To have a hoff is the same {but more polite} as saying to have a shit/crap.

2.hoff, verb
to defecate.

3.Also used with "off" as advice to go away.{more polite than fuck off}
1.I'm going for a hoff.

2.The dog has hoffed all over the lawn.

3.You get on my nerves, I wish you would hoff off.
po F A B Scott Март 24, 2006
General term of afeection used to describe the Hoff, aka David Hasslehoff.

Can also be used as a term of enderment for a close friend or companion
Hey, Hoff!!!

You, your such a Hoff.

Wow... Look! The Hoff!

Your hairy chest reminds me of the Hoff.
po Ibbo Децембар 7, 2005

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