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A Norwegian troll, common to the Southern California habitat, known for its ability to cause large, destructive interruptions in its pathway. The Gruneveld is a nocturnal creature that is highly susceptible to inebriation, and its call has been mistaken for both earthquakes and thunder. When cornered, the Gruneveld will secrete greasy fluids in hopes of escape.
I thought there was lightening outside, but then I realized it was the bellow of a Gruneveld.
po el camaron Октобар 27, 2010

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A greasy, dirty troll of Norwegian descent. These trolls can be found primarily in the LA area as well as Orange County. The troll's activities and hobbies includes: The wake and bake, imaginary debate team, gay hockey (hockey for gays), and last but certainly not least ... fudge-packing. The Gruneveld or otherwise known as the Grundaveld, Gronvold, or Grundal enjoys dark rooms full of large amounts of liquid courage, booger sugar, and/or many sugar daddies.
Check out that %$#*ing Gruneveld over there with the snaggle tooth.

What is that Gruneveld doing skipping around like a queermo playing gay hockey (hockey for gays).
po Mark Mattwain Октобар 26, 2010

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