Financially Outlasted the Rest of Detroit
Jimbo "I love my Chevy. Chevy is number one!"
Thomas "Did you know GM received a government bailout to stay in business?"
Jimbo "All them car makers did."
Thomas "Not Ford."
Jimbo "Found on road dead. Hahaha!"
Thomas "Actually, Ford now stands for financially outlasted the rest of Detroit. GM stands for government motors."
po pimpmacher Март 6, 2013
The only car maker during the recent recession to remain Financially responsible. Producers of such of fine examples as the Tore Ass (taurus), Won't Start (windstar), Exploder, Mushtang, Uninispired (Aspire), UnFocused, ThunderChicken, and many more. The 1980's saw the largest intrusion of Shit to hit the road; marketed as "Have you driven a Ford Lately?" similar to entering Malwart and completely spearheading the the entire Trek by being stopped by a pack of grazing Buffalo and leaving empty handed and walking.

Common Associations: "Flipped Over Reservation Decoration" or if placed in reverse "Driver Returns On Foot".
Sum Bitch, The Ford is running like a fat chick after the salad bar!
po 89newporker Фабруар 20, 2013
Ford means..
For Our Retarded Drivers
Guy 1: I bought a new Ford today!
Guy 2: Yeah, that's Ford. -_-
Guy 1: Huh?
Guy 3: Lol.
po WhoKickMyDog Јул 24, 2011
The absolute worst manufacturer and vehicle ever even thought of. The trucks are so crappy! Especiallly with the Powerstroke engines! The Mustangs are not that great. A Dodge Challenger would smoke it so easily in a quarter mile. The suv's are small and slow. Everything is very crappily built. Everything is wicked slow! Just get a Dodge!
"Hey man, did you just see me kill thawt twin turbo Ford Powerstroke with my stockCummins?"

"Heck yeah dude! Ford sucks!
po Dodgefreak Мај 11, 2011
crappy overpriced truck
my ford had to get pulled out of the mud by a sweet dodge the otherday.
po james r aitken Јул 10, 2008
circle the problem and highlight in blue
ford is the black sheep of american cars!!
po all mighty Април 26, 2007
FORD: Fix or Repair Daily
Does what it says on the tin.
po Mooresy Март 21, 2005

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