Firstly whichever cock put all that about females having to wait for mr right well yeh all power to us! Your jsut a fucking egotistical bastard and i hope that one day u get totally fucked over by women coz we are fucking ace and we actually have emotions and attempt to treat guys properly, the only reason we have to turn bitchy is to protect ourselves against arseholes like mr J3ff or wotever the hell ur fucking name is. I bet u cant find one female who is defensive and generally has bad feeling towards males who has just been born like that, its through the endless we-are-better-then-u-coz-we-r-male- attitude of guys thats turned us like that, and the fact that more oftne then not the first guy we have really given our hearts to have trashed it and made us eternally scared of being hurt again
SO FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER!!!!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF COZ NOONE ELSE WILL!!!!
Female: hm i really love my boyfriend.
Male: OMG look at that hot booty im gonna have some of that
F: MY boyfriend cheated on me!
M: hahahaaaaaaaa evil cackle
F:
Im never gonna trust freaking males every again in my life coz they are gay and sad and stupid and evil and beings created soley for the purpose of pain, humiliation, depression and anger
po CUL Април 14, 2005
A yet-to-be-discovered pokemon.
Female? What kind of Pokemon is that? Sixth Gen?
po PkmnMstr Септембар 1, 2012
Iron Man's sexual play name. Is believed to have been his prior choice in name, before being taunted at a crime scene.
Saved woman:"Thank you for saving me, um..."
Iron Man: "You can just call me Fe-Male."
Confused crowd: "What did he just say-- Hahahaha!"

Fe-Male will keep this world safe!
po Le Douche Bag Април 10, 2008
A receptacle for a male jack, plug or any type of connector.

A USB/1394/eSATA Port is a female receptacle for a male USB/1394/eSATA Device
I plugged my external Thunderbolt based storage device into the female Thunderbolt port on my Motherboard's I/O panel.
po darksparten Јануар 26, 2013
A creation by god with a mindset to destroy all men
Son: "Why did God create females?"
Dad: "Because hopes and dreams don't crush themselves"
po blackguywithallthefriends Децембар 15, 2013
Bitches: They are female, but it's becoming common to also find male "Bitches", you cannot trust them, and better left unsaid should be your outlook with them.
Rats: Women get described as this as they have similar characteristics as the small animal they share the name with. Also two faced and trampy.
Ho's: A female that thrives off attention and who's only motivation is cock.
Homies: The set few females who may be in your circle of friends, who can chill with and trust.
Wifey: The females you need in your life, the sort of girl you'd introduce to your family, who have respect for you and herself, just a ride or die for you chick.
"Dayme that bitch ruined your life maaaan! That's some shady female"
"I wouldn't fuck that rat, pissed up with someone else's dick!"
"That ho was on their dicks all night!!"
"That's my girl right there, hey homieeeee"
"This is my wifey right here, my one and only"
po HanRhi Новембар 19, 2013
discreet, polite euphemism for breasts
"you've got a stray hair on your female..."
po Chairwoman Mao Mao Фабруар 6, 2004

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