Eli
A fucking cunt who beats you up for no fucking reason then fucking crawls the fuck back thinking you can still be friends after his punishment
Saxby: Can We still be friends after i overreacted

Shaunn: No, you fucking Eli
po Shaunniewashere Јул 22, 2013
Eli
Someone who is fucking amazing and sweet, they're always up for more fun.
Man, you were really Eli back there.

Did you see that kid, he's a real Eli.
po tapwaterfromthesink Јул 10, 2008
Eli
In Africa Eli means the holy one
oh great Eli save us from aids
po gekkostatego Мај 6, 2008
eli
One of the sweetest boys ever to walk the earth. Gives me butterflies and studies genes.
Man, I would like to have a nice warm Eli in my bed tonight.
po Missunderstanding Фабруар 6, 2006
Eli
Eli is a colorful and kind person, who will cheer you up no matter how blue you are.
Person1: "Oh man, I lost my job, my boyfriend dumped me and my goldfish died yesterday! Fuck my life!"
Person2:"Don´t worry, I´ll call Eli"
Person1: "Thanks! just thinking about talking to Eli made me feel much better: "
po Ilsea Новембар 23, 2009
Eli
A Philosopher thats seen the way the world really is,

very reserved, a faithful boyfriend, and would do anything to make his lover happy.

Also resembles Rorschach, due to his view on things.

Loyal, Trustworthy, and an expert with women.

Self centered. But the healthy kind lol.

Hes cute, but he has BAD taste in women, hes been hurt a crap load of times.

too trusting of people.

usually roles with 2 main people in a crew.

can tell the difference between bullshit and the realist.

can be an ass, but only if provoked.

addicted to asian girls LOL.

really smart, but acts like a spazz :x

Can be weirdo at times, but all in all a great guy, loyal, loving, and sweet, and (like me) you will regret letting him go.
girl-my boyfriend is such an ass, i need help :(

other girl- girl you need an "Eli".
po asiancutiefoshoxp Октобар 26, 2009
eli
the bestist friend you could ever have. excruciatingly funny. Gives good hugs and makes you laugh. Good at sarcasm, but not in a bad way. Likes reading and magic tricks. Super duper cool. The kind of person who you will make faces at across the room. Stands up for his friends. would probobly die if he didn't exist.
person one: Your so lucky that you have eli as a friend.
person two: i know.
po misspiggy nightmare Мај 13, 2010
Eli
The nicest person that someone could ever know and that everybody wants to have sex with.
man, she's a real Eli.
po Toosexy4you Јул 23, 2010

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