Top Definition
Revised: 2005
English- noun
From Etymology: Greek -phagos one that eats, from -phagos -phagous
From Etymology: Usually Asianlovers.com- cum the semen released by male ejaculation

Cumphage- One who just plain loves the cock; in particular, interested in sampling its flavor via the pallet. Cumphages can't stand not having cock within them, and are usually incapable of understanding life without it. To find a cumphage, one needs only to let out one's manhood in a populated area, and pronounce, "Mine is a cock awaiting a companion."
-Plural: Cumphagie 'cum-'faj-"IE also "Phage" ('faj)
adj. "phagelike"- having the qualities of a cumphage
Ken: Hey guys... guys... I just farted!
Linda: John, why did you even bring him, he's such a cumphage.
John: *sigh* He just came over to play pool...
#tucker carlson #aka tucker boytie #those who fart in the car on a cold night #anyone who uses the word a.p. #one who is a cumphage
po Armoredmancandy Децембар 4, 2005
English- noun
From Etymology: Greek -phagos one that eats, from -phagos -phagous
From Etymology: Usually Asianlovers.com- cum the semen released by male ejaculation

Cumphage- One who just plain loves the cock; in particular, interested in sampling its flavor via the pallet. Cumphages Can't standing not having cock within them, and usually are incapable of understanding life without it. To find a cumphage, one needs only to let out one's manhood in a populated area, and pronounce, "Mine is a cock awaiting a companion."
-Plural: Cumphagie 'cum-'faj-"IE also "Phage" ('faj)
adj. "phagelike"- having the qualities of a cumphage
Derek: Hey look guys, it's 4:20.
Adam: Derek, sometimes, you're such a cumphage.
#the cumphage who won't shut up in theatres #tucker carlson aka t. boytie #anyone who thinks they are better than you #anyone who takes a picture of themself in the mirroe #he who is a cumphage by sheer merit
po Armoredmancandy Децембар 4, 2005
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