CREEPER Definition #3

A CREEPER is Basically ANYONE, Male or Female, With A Creepy Presence or Behavior (see Creeper #1 & #2)

A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPSTERS #3
18. All Adulterers.
19. Tattooed Single-Parent Mothers Who Bring Home Lots of Men to have Sex With, while Their Kids Watch.
20. People who wear lots of Heavy Gold Jewelry to Show Off & To Give Them a Heavier Sense of Self-Worth.
21. Mothers who Tell Their Married Daughters that Affairs will “Spice Up” Their Marriages.
22. Drunk Fathers who have Sex with Their Daughters &/or Step Daughters.
23. Most Women that Wear Leopard Skin Inspired Clothing & Dark Sunglasses.
24. Fathers Who Take Their Teenage Sons to Bordellos/Whore Houses to Sexually “Break Them In” and to “Make Men Out of Them.”
25. All Cougars: Old Vain Women Who Need to Have Sex With Men Young Enough to Be Their Sons.
26. Married People that Tint Their Car Windows Dark so that They Can Have Sexual Affairs with People they Meet at “Back to School” Night and at Work.
27. Mothers who Sexually Flirt with Their Teenage Son’s Friends.
28. Drunk or Mentally Unstable In-Laws who Offer to Give You Oral Sex “On The Side” at Family Get Togethers, while Your Children Are in the Other Room.
29. Old Slut Mother-in-Laws who Try to Undermine Your Marriage, so that Their children will End Up Divorced & As Miserable as Themselves.
30. Spouses who make a Game of Bringing Around Their Sleazy Lovers During the Holidays & Act Like Nothing is Wrong.
That Little Guy Reiner at Church with the Goatee Beard and Russian "Mail-Order Bride" "Half His Age" who "Hits On" Everyone is One Big CREEPER.
po Tina from the BGCA Август 29, 2014
A tool used by mechanics to "creep" beneath a vehicle in order to better work under it in a more comfortable position. It looks like a small platform with a cushion on top that has a wheel on each corner and sometimes low rails on the sides so you can carry it around.
John wanted to work on his car's axle, so he laid down on a creeper to keep off the floor.
po strider_07 Август 29, 2010
Looking through various forms of social media for pictures of hot chicks and sharing said photos with friends.
Receive picture of hot chick from friend via text.

look how hot ______ is now! my god I would do terrible things to her!

This is an example of someone acting like a "creeper"
po crazycatladykiller Фабруар 3, 2013
Something green (optional) that goes "SSSSSSS" then blows up either you or something you prize, often found in Minecraft
Person 1: Hey look! I got a 100 on my test!
Creeper: That'sssssssss a nice tessssssssst you have there. It'll be a sssssssssshame if sssssssssssomething happened to it...
BOOM!
po darth_pepsin Октобар 28, 2011
A hostile mob in minecraft relying on the art of stealth to brutally murder players in an explosion like that of TNT. It's homicidal/suicidal nature and reputation make it an icon for the game. It's about half as slow as the player and mobs such as spiders and zombies, but is slow because it uses stealth over speed. Creepers are recognized by almost everyone who knows what minecraft is.
Player: Man, i just finished this marvelous house!

Creeper: Silent, then B-SSSSSSSSSS

Player: OH SHI-

BOOM!!!! player and creeper killed in explosion
po The Soviet Comrade Мај 28, 2011
underground bounty hunter slang for child molester or raper.
I tracked the creeper teacher from the pink Floyd prophecy the wall down tu his home digits.
po Djihn Baal Allahzay Јун 11, 2014
In urban driving, someone who drives at an unnecessarily slow speed, creating traffic jams for no reason, and creating a hazardous situation as drivers with somewhere to be have to go arond them.
1. I should have got in the other lane. I knew that lady was going to be a creeper!

2. All timid drivers are creepers, but not all creepers are timid drivers.
po Boston Driver Април 13, 2013

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