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The Creeper (Creeperus Suicidus) is a character from Ancient Minecratian Theology.

Creeper actually refers to an entire race, who were the decendents of Creeper.

The legend goes that when the terrain was fist generated by Notch, there was Steve, and Creeper. Steve and Creeper were not generated in the same chunk, or even the same thousand chunks. Steve first created an axe and a hoe with which to start a house and a farm. The Creeper on the other hand, began to use TMI to get gunpowder and mix it with sand to create a bomb. He would place that bomb in water and don a protective suit to be blasted up into the heavens, for a cheap thrill. When the terrain had been generated, Notch had sent his 10 commandments, one of which read, "Thou shalt not use mods". As punishment for breaking this commandment, Notch turned The Creeper into a hideous 4-legged green beast. This made the Creeper very sad. Much time later, he gave birth through an eggsack, and the creeper race started. Many years later, Steve's desendents (all named Steve) met the creepers. Desperate for a hug, the Creepers ran to hug Steve, but found the prospect to exciting, and ignit the gunpowder within them, genetic leftovers from TMI. To this day, creepers still haunt the earth with a perpetual frown, waiting for Steve to hug them.
Steve I: Got your sword? And Armor?

Steve II: Yep

Steve I: I think we're finally ready to hug a creeper.

Steve II: I feel so sad for them.

Steve I: IKR
po LOGAN IS AWESOME Децембар 4, 2011
1. You may be classified as a creeper by most people if you follow them around, stare at them without speaking for more than 10 seconds, go on their facebook profile frequently, and much, much more.

2. Someone who does the dance move known as The Creep, and ONLY The Creep at birthday parties, weddings, funerals, etc.

3. A word that make Minecraft players cringe.
Creeper: That'ssss a nice definition you have there, ssssss...
Me: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
po Ctoan Јун 15, 2011
1. Any weird old man that has, is, or will stalk/stare at/rape a woman/man/child that they don't know. Creepers are also known to break into peoples' homes and watch them sleep for hours at a time.

2. An annoying, explosive, green, penis-shaped enemy from the game "Minecraft"
1.

Tammy: They 'Becca, do you see that guy standing out there at that bus stop?
Rebecca: Yes, why?
Tammy: He's been staring at us for an hour.
Rebecca: He must be a total creeper!
Tammy: Let's go walk into that dark, dead end alley way that no one will follow us into.
Creeper: *follows girls into the alley*

2.
Minecraft Guy: Wow, it took me DAYS, but I've finally finished making my super awesome castle that nothing will happen to!
Creeper: *walks up silently behind Minecraft Guy*
Minecraft Guy: *turns around*
Creeper: That's a nice EVERYTHING you have there. It would be a SHAME if something were to happen to it.
Minecraft Guy: NOOOO!!
Creeper: SSSSSS- *explodes, demolishing the castle*
po Captain Jean-Luc Picard's Dick Новембар 2, 2010
A random person who stands out in the background of a picture but went unnoticed at the time the picture was taken. The person either intentionally or unintentionally invades a picture by posing in a ridiculous manner.
Who was that creeper trying to lick your face in our picture?!?
po Swampdonkey21 Новембар 1, 2009
A person that is extremely Creepy.
"Wow man Eric Bland is a creeper!"
po Tromboss Мај 21, 2013
Individuals who take pictures of random people, follow them around wearing reflective sunglasses, sleep with others because they feel bad for them, or call dibs on groups of people that they do not even know.
Rocio and Kendra do things such as tie up pledges and call dibs on every frat boy they see, so i called them both creepers.
po sdsu-batman Октобар 22, 2011
A middle-aged man who freeloads at his mother's house, getting fat and lazy while watching porn all day over the neighbor's unsecured wireless connection. He will occasionally hang out at the public library to sneak a peek over the study carrels at beautiful, unsuspecting young women.
The middle-aged creeper drives by an all-girls highschool and yells crude, sexually obscene comments at a group of teenage passerbys.
po elnino559 Мај 9, 2011

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