Sexual Act. Getting a Blow Job and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your load into her eye, then when she stands up, you kick her lightly in the shin making her go "Arghh" while holding her eye closed and hopping on one leg.
I heard that Mike gave his girl a Captain Morgan the other night. She appears to be walking like she has a peg leg today."
#peg-leg susan #runny-eye rhonda #hop-along jane #pirate sarah #boot-strap jiz
po Mathers 1 Јул 25, 2008
1. A fictional character from an alchoholic beverage. Deprived of a black haired eye patch wearing pirate, but the actual captain has not been seen until...

2. CAPTAIN MORGAN! Ryan Costis, resident in Washington. He attends school and enjoys hanging with his wench, working on his new boat (thus leaving his old boat in dismay) and abandoning his 1st and 2nd mates
1. Captain Morgan was here!
2. CAPTAIN MORGAN IS AS GOOD AT MAKING LOVE AS HE IS MAKING RUM!
po 1st Mate Октобар 11, 2004
when you give a girl a donkey punch and then stand on her in a captain morgan pose and cum on her
"so i heard Chris gave her a captain morgan?"
"o yeah he totally did"
#captain #morgan #donkey #punch #standing
po Michael *ocharla Март 26, 2008
A variant of the dirty sanchez, performed when one's female sex partner is on the rag. While engaged in sex from the rear position (either vaginal or anal - your choice), a finger is inserted in her bloody snatch and a red moustache is drawn on her face. Tasty!
I waited until our second date to explain the captain morgan to my girlfriend.
po Mike Oxlong Април 9, 2004
the nickname 4 some fat dude i know who likes 2 drink and look at porn and has no life
Captain Morgan, put down the bottle and get your dick outta your hands
po Guy_Who_Fucks_Hot_Girls Август 10, 2004
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