Top Definition
An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.

Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.

Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
#baseball bat #baseball #base ball bat #violence #beating heads in
po Bloodbath 87 Март 6, 2009
A good weapon to whack bastards and getting a revenge
Matt: Whoa dude, why did you just smacked him with a bat?

Harvey: That guy is a total douchebag, he spilled a soda in my head, and stole my bag and hid it in a dumpster. So I smashed him with my baseball bat to get a revenge.
#revenge #whack #bastard #douchebag #smack
po Fakebash Новембар 24, 2010
An obnoxious and unforgivably large erection that's impossible to hide in any pair of pants. If you want to walk with a baseball bat, you have to use the old hand-in-pocket trick to hold it down.
- "Hey, man. Why'd you need to stay after class?"
- "I had a baseball bat. Needed to wait it out..."
#baseballbat #basebalbat #basebal bat #bat #hard on #boner
po Yevs Мај 27, 2011
A baseball bat is slang for a fat blunt filled with weed

It looks like a baseball bat cuz its brown and shaped like it
me and rick smoked that baseball bat
#blunt #weed #chronic #ganja #joint
po RRRRR Јануар 26, 2006
A base-ball bat is a wodden stick. Taht can be used for the game of Base-ball, smashing mailboxes in drive by hittings, or for breaking someone's nose, and even windows. Really fun.
idoit 1: wanna smash some mailboxes?!
idoit 2: SURE!!
me: with what?
idoit 1: duh...a..uh..
idoit 2: A BASE-BALL BAT!!
me: (sigh)
#fun #baseball bat #mailbox #idoit #smash
po Mrs. Shelly Dirnt Април 30, 2006
a baseball bat is a dick that starts out small in width and then gets bigger in width when is gets closer to the end, giving it the look of a baseball bat.
pimp: so wheres my money hoe?
hooker: this is all i got
pimp: thats it? im gonna slap you with my baseball bat bitch!
#baseball bat #bat #baseball #american #base #pimp #hooker #dick
po teh leet pwnzor Август 18, 2008
The ultimate weapon when it comes to hand-to-hand combat. It can even be thrown like a tomohawk should your intended victim appear to be outrunning you. However, if there is a red taffic light nearby, simply smash the window of the first car, kill the guy inside it, drive up after the primary target, and while passing, swing the bat full-force at his head. A decapitation guaranteed
So you wanna be a hitman for fat Alfredo, skinny Lou? Awrighty, take out Stupid Gianni and Smelly Joe wit dis baseball bat
#club #mexican nightstick #cudgel #bludgeon #harlem conductor's baton.
po Jonzo the Weasel Јануар 14, 2006
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