2010: Gitmo? Never heard of it.
2008: I can deal with Gulf disasters!
2010: Deal with a Gulf disaster? I'm not Superman.
2008: I will cut the deficit.
2010: I increased the deficit four-fold? So what?
2008: If we don't have bipartisan support, we won't pass health care reform.
2010: It doesn't matter if Republicans agree, we'll ram through what we want.
2008: I will publish legislation online for days before signing.
2010: Why would I ask for public input on legislation?
2008: I won't raise taxes on the middle class.
2010: I'll raise taxes on the middle class to lower the deficit I massively increased.
Me in 2009: ...well, we still have the PATRIOT Act, gay couples still can't marry in most states, the national debt is rapidly increasing, and he's distracting the nation from everything going wrong with news fluff pieces about his family's dog. Oops. Should have voted third party!