Top Definition
A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.
#ass guard #assguard #blocker #asgard #arseguard
po Candymannnn Јун 28, 2009
Something that guards your ass.
I was sore after accidentally sitting on a pickle. I could have used an assguard.
#ass #guard #butt #protection #cover
po Hank McGuillicutty Јун 11, 2009
A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.
He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.
#ass #guard #assasin #bodyguard #ninja
po Rylan Kinnin Октобар 5, 2006
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