A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.
po Candymannnn Јун 28, 2009
Something that guards your ass.
I was sore after accidentally sitting on a pickle. I could have used an assguard.
po Hank McGuillicutty Јун 11, 2009