Top Definition
Small shit-soiled pieces of toilet paper that become tangled in ass hair.
"I've got a nest of Ass Cookie Susan, so before you toss the salad let me go shower"
#ass nugget #ass particle #ass treat #bum nugget #bum cookie
po Nate_Ona Фабруар 21, 2007
" leftovers that come from not wipeing yr ass correctly or a mean nickname for your best friend/ bf/gf/lover!!
Y Dont you just go to hell u u ass-cookie you

Dude, you still have ass-cookies in yr boxers lmao
#ass #cookie #asscookie #asscoocie #asscokie
po dizzles wifey 09 Јул 29, 2009
An English spin on German slang (Arschkeks)

1. Someone or something that is a pain in the ass.
"Dude! Why you gotta be such a damn asscookie!?!"
#asshole #stupid fuck #prick #bastard #son of a bitch
po Katy H. M. Август 23, 2008
When your eating out a girl's b-hole and you find a cookie shoved up in there
Person 1: I was eating a girl out last night and I found an ass cookie!
Person 2: really? Awesome!
Person 1: I know right? Talk about 2 birds
#booty cookie #ass treat #rectom delight #b-hole sweats #ass sweats
po Anonymous527 Октобар 7, 2013
A cookie that has been placed between one's asscheeks for a period of time, 5mins to a half hour,once ass juices are absorbed the cookie is then strategically placed for an unwitting victim (normally a fat asshole)to find and eat.
That fat bastard Dimitri has been acting like a real dickhead, so i put and ass cookie on his desk and watched him eat it.
#asshole candy #ass and chips #ass apples #ass cabob #butt juice #dickhead #fat bastard
po YoungBronson Септембар 22, 2010
A scatists reference to a chunky gold nugget of poop which brings a fleeting moment of sexual joy
"This ass cookie has brought me a fleeting moment of sexual joy."
#scat #poop #ass #cookie #shit
po dux0r2 Март 22, 2010
a word that cute germans use to say something mean to old ladies who cut them off in traffic
"Shizer!! Ass cookie!!"
#swearing #german #ass #cookie #traffic
po dubya00098 Октобар 6, 2006
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