The state of a relationshipwhere the two partners are throughly afraid of each other, but neither will end it or admit it. The disease may include but is not limited to; avoiding each other, and not making eye contact. Teasing by peers is common. You know that your relationship has Bralcolm-itiswhen your mother likes him more than you do.
are theygoing to hang out after school?
of course they won't, they have Bralcolm-itis